Title:- Emotional Warfare
Author:- celuthea
Fandom:- House
Characters/Pairing:- House/Wilson
Rating:- Eh... PG.
Genre:- Fluff. Sarcastic fluff, of course.
Spoilers:- None.
Warnings:- See 'Genre' section.
Word Count:- 462
Summary:- It's House's birthday, and whether he likes it or not, he's going to have a good time.
Disclaimer:- I don't own either of these two. If I did, neither would leave the house and birthday celebrations would be compulsory, not optional.
Notes:- For the very lovely yuki_buffy, who's made of win and celebrated her birthday yesterday. PARTY IN THE COMMENTS, PEOPLE! PAAAAARTYYYY!

( What about birthday kissing? )