carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Holy Fucking Shit)
THIS IS COPY-AND-PASTE FROM THE EMAIL I SENT THIS MORNING, AND I WANTED TO WARN EVERYONE ON MY F-LIST, TOO. PLEASE, PLEASE READ IT, AND FEEL FREE TO REPOST IT.


First, this is NOT a forward; I, Hari Hardwick, have sat down and written this now. But PLEASE, please, forward this on to anyone and everyone.

This morning, I was on my laptop and a pop-up from my task bar popped up, informing me that I had 15 virus' and trojan horses. It began scanning, this piece of software, which is called Windows Vista Defender 2010.

DO NOT ALLOW THIS TO SCAN. Press 'STOP' immediately. If you allow it to scan, you will be allowing a piece of Malware, or univited software, to install onto your computer. I can't tell you what it does, but look it up online - it both slows your computer down and can take vital personal information from what you type, such as logins, banking details etc.

It will persist in asking you to scan, or block programmes. Continue unprotected or STOP it immediately. As long as you have stopped it, run your internet security. I have used Norton, and have, it seems, destroyed the malware, but I will keep you updated if it hasn't gone completely. Fingers-crossed, all seems well.

If you don't know how to do this, or you have let it install, I would advise either contacting a specialist or a friend in the know, and refrain from using your computer until it is sorted out. That essay or piece of work IS NOT worth losing pieces of your login information over!

How did I pick it up? I went to FML.com, and a pop-up came up. I closed it immediately, but it was already installed. Check your pop-up blockers for your internet browser (Internet Explorer 8, the latest edition, has a good one, as does Firefox. Most Anti-Viral software will also have pop-up protection - ensure that it is on).

I didn't compose this to scare anyone, I just wanted to inform. Malware is like a used car salesman popping up in your house and telling you that your car is worthless so sell it to him. We wouldn't allow that, so don't let Malware in!
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Calling [livejournal.com profile] missdunham  and [livejournal.com profile] mermaidspurse ! I finished your drawing requests from here :3 I hope you like them! Click the pics for MAJOR HUGE version!
Pictures Under Here! )

And if you'd like something, I'm still taking requests! And that goes for you guys who've already requested before, too - I had such a blast doing these!

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Default)
Always wanted to read a classic? Wondering what Sherlock Holmes was like in the original text?

Wonder and want no more!

Project Gutenberg have begun adding them all online, because their copyright has now run out, meaning they're in the public domain. Pride and Prejudice, Alice in Wonderland, Sherlock Holmes, loads of the old classics your English teacher was telling you to read are now available as a downloadable PDF, or, in some cases, as audio books.

So, go and have a look! I've just downloaded Alice in Wonderland, Sherlock Holmes is next.

Project Gutenberg
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Ianto)

I have had this half-finished for ages. Well, a week or so. Anywho, I've been planning this out in serious detail and have even got a big-huge explanation for the wolf-pack hierachy. Organisation; is srs bzns. YES.

Enough rambling; enjoy the chapter!

 

She'll get a stake through the heart and we'll be burning her. )

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Stand your ground)

Title:- Bop Bop Baby
Rating:- Oh, PG-13 for swearing.
Genre:- Comedy/Crack/AU
Warnings:- Strong Language, I guess
Fandom:- Green Street Hooligans
Characters:- Pete Dunham, Dave Biano and Bovver
Summary:- When Pete's ex-girlfriend leaves him with a baby, who will come out on top – the baby, or the GSE?

Authors Notes:- It's all Claire's fault. BLAME HER. Inspired by Claire's Baby Get Shaky

 

 

Pair. Of. Poofs. )

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Lay All Your Love)
So I finally got happy enough with this to post up some of it. Sorry for spamming your friends pages, but I'm so excited to show you guys this! Rating is subject to change but at the moment is pretty low, only warnings are for violence/mild gore in this chapter, and the title... Well I'm torn between either 'Teeth' or 'Bite' due to the subject matter, but for now Teeth is the one that stands out to me. Chapter 2 is being worked on alongside chapter 12 of Adnihilo - welcome back, muse!

Please tell me if anything is confusing, completely wrong, random, or the whole thing generally sucks - honestly, constructive criticism is a-okay. Flamers will be shoved into a small enclosed space with Riley, Giselle and Ebbs. You've been warns :D

Onwards!

 

Pre-Christmas Craziness )
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Oral Fixation - DW)
Title:- Poker Face
Rating:- Sort of mature if you squint, for mention/discussion of sexitiems and nekkidness
Genre:- Romance/Slash
Warnings:- Slash (IE m/m) Don't like? Please don't read >.<
Fandom:- Doctor Who
Characters & Pairings:- The Doctor/The Master
Authors Notes:- Written in a fic-exchange for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] missdunham . With our two Timelords stuck in a time-loop for three days, what will they do? The answer? Play strip poker and make the most of their time, in which the Doctor gets drunk, the Master gets naked and the TARDIS is scarred for life. Enjoy!

I probably promised smut, but... It wasn't speaking to me, whereas I was feeling in the mood for something a little naughty but mainly funny. I went for the funny-side of this pairing this time, but has a ploty-schemey thing for a second one I've already started, in which they're stranded on a desert planet and the TARDIS throws them out.


I AM NOT A PARROT! )
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Due to not having much of a muse and having nowhere to post everything I write, let me introduce you to...

[livejournal.com profile] bleeding0words 

This is where all my fanfiction and original fiction will be posted, with fake-cuts from my main journal so you won't miss anything. If you like my writing, please watch me! Half of Adnihilo, all of A Learning Curve and all of A Darker Day are up there, with Girl of Green Street and Gene War on the menu for tomorrow.

Thanks! <3
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Mew and Mewtwo)

Wishlist!

Here's my pokémon collection wishlist. This isn't exhaustable, so please offer if you have something you think I may like, and remember I adore customs! Generally I don't collect flats, with the exception of Arceus holofoil cards, but please offer away :)
 

Under Here! )

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Stand your ground)

Just a little ficlet I dreamt up today, that I thought would be funny. It's Green Street Hooligans, but it should make anyone smile ^_^

 

What's her bits look like? )

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Being God)
Hiya! Thanks for either buying from me, selling to me or trading with me - it's very much appreciated!

Suggested Form:

Items Bought/Traded/Sold:-
Rating:-
Comments?:-

One request; if you have issue with something I've sold, PM me - I'm certain we can sort it out without leaving negative feedback.

Thanks to all of you; you've made my collection what it is today!

[livejournal.com profile] celuthea x
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Default)
Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence. -from basically everywhere. Haven't seen it on my own Flist, so thought it could be fun for us all to do.

1) “Shut up!” I shouted and he laughed at me, leaning back in the chair with his arms crossed. “Don't you dare laugh at me,” I growled, and his laughter intensified.

2) "Kris? Can you get me a... What the hell is that!" Charlie yelled, seeing a large, grey mass in front of her on the screen which show the fore-view of the ship she piloted, the GFS Tyr. Kris shrugged.

3) “What are we looking at, Professor?” Harry asked after a few moments of watching the group who could not see them. He smiled slightly; all he had ever known of this group of people were worried faces, people willing to die for him; and of course there were some who had died for him.

4) “Do not sneak up on me,” she growled, and Remy laughed at her. “What's so funny?”

5) “How do you feel?” Dan asked, pushing his hair back and stroking his forehead soothingly.

Fucking shit.”

6) “I was paid to kill your brother, because he killed little children so he could fuck them whenever he wanted. Of course, the courts wouldn't convict him because he was mentally ill, but vengance comes on swift wings for the guilty,” she said, still laughing, and Will slapped her with the handle-end of the shotgun. “It hurts, but there had better be silver shot in there, or you don't stand a hope in hell of breaking me.”

7) “Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said 'Goodbye!' to the circus, off she went with a trumpety-trump, trumpety, trumpety, trump,” Ebony sang as she demonstrated proper CPR proceedure on the 'Annie' doll on the floor.

 

8) For she was not simply a book scholar. She had been well trained in the arts of both sword and bow and her father saw this and used her skill.

 

 

 


9) I wouldn't have time to explain to the two young men who were following me down the alleyway exactly who they were dealing with, but it was their loss, I suppose.

10) I poked at the thing labelled ‘Ianto’s iPod’, and was greeted with a picture of some fruit, then music started playing.

 

 

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Default)

Don't ask me why, but I have to click links. A Green Street Hooligans crossover? Awesome! I'd love to see a GSH/Football Factory crossover! But, alas, no. I was rewarded with a Twilight/GSH fic.


 

For anyone who doesn't know, Green Street Hooligans is about a football firm, aka a gang, of London-boys who have filthy mouths and like fighting on the weekends.


 

Told from Bella Swan's perspective.


 

Onward!

 

YE GADS! )

 


X-Posted to [livejournal.com profile] badfic_quotes . Had to share it here.

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Default)
1.) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2.) Put it on shuffle
3.) Press play
4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
6.) Don't lie
7.) Tag five friends.

Opening Credits: If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

Waking Up: Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) - Lady Gaga

First Day of School: Better Luck Next time - Lifehouse

Falling In Love: Ghost Love Score - Nightwish

Fight Song: Dear Miami - Róisín Murphy

Break-Up Song: Honestly, Okay - Dido

Prom: Handle Me - Robyn

Mental Breakdown: Out Here - Pendulum

Flashback: The Static Age - Green Day

Wedding: Numb/Encore - Linkin Park & Jay-Z (WTF?)

Birth of a Child: In Joy and Sorrow - HIM

Final Battle: One Blood - Terrence Jay

Death Scene: Eyes of the Night - The Starlight Mints

Great Death: Judas - Kelly Clarkson

Funeral Song: The Reason - Hoobastanks

End Credits: London Beckoned Songs about Money written by Machines - Panic! At the Disco

Man alive I have an eclectic mix right there...
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Stand your ground)

050 – Party
100 Theme Challenge from deviantArt (information found here)
Fandom – For this part, it's Green Street
Rating – PG-15 for swearing
Characters – OFC, Steve Dunham, Terry
Disclaimer – I don't own Green Street, and I'm not making a penny from this. It's all just for fun, I hope you enjoy it.
Summary – Ebony was not impressed; being dragged to a school disco when the Hammers were playing on the telly? But maybe a certain blonde could make the night worth the effort.

 

 

Your face looks like a slapped arse! )

 

carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Default)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.

1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:

1: Hari - Someone who asks for change after buying a matchbox.

2. 20 - 
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.

3. Claire -
Beautiful and perfect in every way.

Lauren -
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .

Barry-
To empty the contents of your stomach/ rainbow burp, speak to god on the great white telephone/ Make friends with the toilet seat, due to alcahol consumption

4. Writing -
The most underrated form of art in this modern age.

5.Black-
the color this text appears in

6. Reading-
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

7. Sally-
To lay naked on one's back in the trunk of an automobile while traveling on an expressway and open the trunk, spreading eagle, surprising trailing motorists. Sallies work well with hatchbacks, SUV's, and cars with fold-down seats which allow trunk access.

8. Water-
What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

9. Rat -
  Small rodent frequently abused by humans

 


 

 
carriesagun: The Hulk, in cartoon style, in a field of daisies, being very happy. (Aspirin Needed)
Stolen from new-found-friend, [livejournal.com profile] geekinthepink56 ! Yes, I should be doing work. No, I don't care. Yes, Adnihilo will be updated this week. Anywho, ONWARD!

NAME A FANDOM AND I'LL TELL YOU:

01. The first character I fell in love with:
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
03. The character everyone else loves that I don’t:
04. The character I love that everyone else hates:
05. The character I would shag anytime:
06. The character I'd want to be like:
07. The character I'd slap:
08. A pairing that I love:
09. A pairing that I despise:
10. Favorite character:
11. 5 things I enjoy about the fandom:
12. And 5 that suck:
13. Who are my 3 favorite characters.
14. Who are my 3 least favorite characters.
15. What are my 3 favorite pairings.
16. What are my 3 least favorite pairings.
17. Which character you're most like.
18. What is my deep, dark fandom secret.

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